Let there be Fun Discoveries (and puzzles) (and colorful spirits)

 ah, lets just say its hard being poised and… proper in my situation. I want to tell you that its not Gods style but well lets say God is maybe not who the world thinks He is (He's so much better). He told His children what they needed to get by/be safe a long time ago and obviously things have changed enough since then to where this is a whole different reality. You could think of Him as the entity of all that is good and true. And then the world turns into heaven.

I am not perfect- I make mistakes. I am just like you- programmed differently. I just… want people to know that whatever I do… its motivated by love. I have every force working against me right now. That’s the mechanical part of the world. I couldn’t do anything I’ve done without God walking me step by step through it. Were at a point to where there is a high tension of energy welling up and the sooner it gets diffused, the smaller the bang.

See the problem is that the force of whatever thing this is is so powerful that it has its own magnetic system. The closer you get to this information, the more you’ll see what I mean by the “spirits” because they’ll rack your mind over and over again looking for any impurities (your supposed to get excited about that- it means nobody whose going to misuse it can get it because they would literally have to change to good if they were bad). And this process took me several days of being spun every which direction having my mind being flipped back and forth and then if "they" (spooky spirits) found anything then they’d be like “what’s that?” and assess my reaction to see if it was “righteous” and id have to show them my reaction then they’d like shuffle through my thoughts like some kind of cross examination (no pun intended;) And then when it was over suddenly i felt like hell and nothing I could do could make it stop, but somehow I made it through that and next thing I know everyone is attacking me and the spirits were in control like I was on some kind of weird tight line and I could only go the direction they wanted me to go and I even provide graphic media to show how i feel (on the first graph on this post) Like I somehow ended up in the red zone only there’s no way back to the blue zone where everyone is at (i know you guys dont want me to post this information but like I said it needs to be dispersed so that I can gtf outta here<3) (... see? I feel closer to you guys already).

 

That’s me on the black dotty line trying to get on the y-axis. Do you understand what I mean when I say its going to be a powerful force of energy when I finally get out of here? How would you jump from that line to the y-axis ? You have to use… well whatever you do is going to be loud. And the more bound up I get with you guys… i'm not trying to sound all childish and threateny and whatnot but the leap has to be made, and the spirits control you just as much as they control me; you just have more area to move around. I'm… i guess im trying to say that im starting to rumble okay think of it that way and you can ignore it all you want but the rumbling is going to get louder and… wow I sound like such a flippen wierdo… ha. For real though… just saying. I iz not scary. Iz' jus like… rawr. Lemme out.

(the next day...)

So… you guys need to know what just happened because it’ll give you a good perspective so that you can do good things. Ok so there was this massive cosmic imbalance in my spirit/soul and the mechanical world freaked out like “ahhh, she’s doing too much” or whatever, and so… bottom line is. Hmm. Yeah no- they ate away a bunch of my spirit so I was kinda faced with the option of leaving it like that, or filling it back in, but if I fill it back in then the imbalance remains so I had to find a way to maintain homeostasis so what did I do? I added the part that had been ripped out of me to everybody’s spirits so now whatever lived in me that made me do whatever I did (idk I was really incoherent most of the time) now lives in everybody. Why do you need to know this? Well I diffused the explosion of energy that I was talking about earlier and lets just say I made it a little bit more spread out. So now everyone who was a threat before is now even more of a threat, but on a different scale. Its not that they’re scarier; its just that their a lot more powerful (if we could have a talk about that at some point I would appreciate it just so i know what y'all think is causing the most issues cuz i think i have a clear perspective but honestly i could just be confused... idk; it doesnt matter; God's got this). Everybody’s autopilot just got a lot more potent. Know what I mean? Honestly I didn’t have a choice; the whole world would have turned into garbage if I didn’t do it. Its… a good thing. For everyone. Even the bad guys;p

The Ideal Man

The ideal man only exists for the ideal girl

He’d make friends with you first and then let you know he was interested through body language.        

He’d wait for you to show interest back before trying to get closer

There’d be no pressure or emotional manipulation like mind games, or guilt trips

Once together he’d introduce you by name, not by his title over you

He’s intuitive, respects you’re opinions, and acknowledges you’re emotions                      

He’s not Mr. Nice Guy or a bad boy, He’ll tease you all day, but he’ll make sure you know he’s joking

He won’t voice his feelings towards you; he’ll keep you guessing, but he won’t do anything to make you doubt

He’ll be real with you if you ask, but if reality is hurts then he’ll say it gently

He’ll focus on your good traits, yet he’ll show support if you want to work on your flaws

He won’t be controlling, but he’ll protect you from yourself when you need him to        

He’ll say things like “If it makes you feel good about yourself, then I like it.”

He doesn’t control you, but he lets you know lessons he’s learned

-and he’ll hold you every time you cry; no matter what.

He’ll fight to make you laugh, and he’ll make the best out of any situation

He’ll be playful and you two will go on adventures. He’ll know when to be serious though when needed

He’ll remind you that being happy is a choice, and respect if you choose to be sad

The ideal boyfriend will respect you, and demand respect. He’ll make mistakes, and he’ll forgive you for yours

He wouldn’t date someone controlling or nosy because he wouldn’t do anything to break trust

He’d give you privacy and personal time whenever you need

The ideal man exists only for the ideal girl

How to Care for Orchids

Hello my nonexistent followers, I have yet another word worth sharing; how to care for orchids. Now I know that this information is prevalent on the internet but I have found a little trick that I think everyone should know. Yes, you should have a holy pot for your orchid, and yes you should do bark. But don't risk the imminent death that can follow an attempted feeding of your orchid. Don't buy plant food; give them fresh moss. Not only is the moss useful for telling how long its been since you last watered your orchid, it is also useful for giving them a very low dose of fresh nutrients. Orchid guru's might disagree with this decision because this could potentially expose your orchid to lawn fertilizers or parasites, so the (low) risk is yours to make.

Comprehensive All-inclusive Periodic Table of the Elements

Okay, lets be real here; I have no life. But I am so flippen proud of this! Print it out and you have an excellent reference sheet for Chem1. I am not the creator of these, just the editer who gathered useful stuff off the internet and put it all together for people to use. I'm not profitting from it so I'm guessing I'm not breaking any laws. I wouldn't know because school doesn't teach you about whats actually legal, which is pure stupidity, but i'm guessing they'll catch on eventually.

Exercise Life Hack

Exercise. How to make yourself do it.

Do not allow yourself to think about anything other than exercise. Glorify it in your mind. Think about how fun and amazing it would be. Start out small and once your doing it daily then start amping up the volume. Put posters all around your house to motivate you. Start dressing like that person who exercises. Do it before or after meals, as long as its around a habit that you already do daily. Here are some motivational pictures.

LOOK UP NUTRIENT TIMING

I'll write about it later- till then, its easily accessible information on the internet (don't read if they are trying to sell you something...)

Electromagnetic Frequencies and Health

By no means is this post going to scholarly educate you on electromagnetic frequencies and health. Remember this blog is about conversation, not scholarly articles.

Have you ever heard of people wearing tin foil hats?

Turns out this is not such a crazy idea. It protects your brain from exposure to electromagnetic frequencies. These do affect cell health, as far as I know (feel free to prove me wrong). It makes sense too because everything is made of atoms, which are made of protons and electrons, and waves of energy, from light to microwave, affect the behavior of electrons.

The question is whether or not you need this hat. First off, I recommend doing a cellphone trick where you wrap your cell phone up in tin foil and try calling it. The signal cant get through the tinfoil- meaning the waves cannot penetrate the aluminum atoms (why its called tin, I've no idea). However, try putting the hat over your cellphone and then calling, does it work?

Personally I don't think the hat is necessary unless you live by a cell tower or power lines, in which case you should move, and keep the hat on until then. Do your research on EMF, and don't buy into all of the products they try to sell you because all you need is cheap tinfoil.

As for the tinfoil hat... You can always make one for just in case. Just in case the crazy conspiracy theorists are right. Learn some science, cover your outlets... Try to be aware of potential hazards that are eluding your attention.

How to Make Math Easy

Okay, lets face it. There is no way to actually make Math "Easy" but there is a way to make it so that it's not "Hard." I tried googling "Math Life Hacks," "How to be good at Math," and "How to get an A in Calculus," to no avail. I learned some good study tips, but it wasn't that "BAM" secret that I was looking for: that resource that would ensure my inevitable success in Calculus and Physics. But I didn't give up there.

(Image from http://people-equation.com/perfect-corporate-culture/a-plus-sign/) Long story short I caved when we started learning washers, discs, and shells, and I bought an account at thattutorguy.com. He has videos on EVERY math subject, and unlike the unhelpful khan academy, his videos actually make math seems easy.

I caught up on my Algebra, which was my weak spot, and all of the other things I somehow missed throughout my math journey. I can now proudly say that I am confident I will get through calculus, and physics (once Chris makes more physics videos- the website is still pretty new). That tutor guy is officially on my list of AMAZING people who are still alive. I put him up there with Paula Begoun, Derek Banas, and Bill Gates. People who have done such a service to humanity that their names should be recorded in history.

(Image from thattutorguy.com). You don't have to be rich to afford the most amazing resource out there. Thank you Chris, for being so affordable. I now feel like my dreams are within grasp.